persimmon
this is the song.
this is christina's persimmon rant:
We'll name her something funky like Persimmon, and call her Persie for short. i will devote entire emails about her. I'll write to you and be like "You won't believe who Persie and I saw today! We were coming out of StarFucks with our latte ya ya soy ga gappucinos...and none other than Doogie Howser walks in! I kid you not! And Persie goes "Hey Doogie, your name rhymes with Spoogie." And Doogie's like "Doogie Howser isn't even my real name. I don't even have an acting career anymore." And Persie stares at him for like 5 minutes and says "but doogie still rhymes with spoogie."