merry holidays
we've got a sweet new mix of circus clown, ten feet tall for you, all shiny and new, with a ribbon on top.
the ghost of holidays past (sweet jesus i hate bill o'reilly) brings you some christmas-y steel drum goodness - this is wmv video of me playing 'carol of the bells', solo, on a pair of alto pans. audio is here.
this is andrea nettleton-kirkman in an acapella live looping version of herbie hancock's watermelon man (windows media). quicktime is here. this one is pretty amazing - she completely nailed it on the lucky 13th take.
you should click here if you'd like me to read you o'henry's 'gift of the magi'. (i'm still polishing my audio book voice)
i defy you not to smile as you listen to we will all be made of white carbs
and one last oldie - late last year mike doughty (really!) put 'titan' (mp3 audio) up on his blog (we're still getting hundreds of hits). it features leanne handelsman spontaneously extemporizing about stealing john kerry's $8,000 bicycle and its contents, his wife's real name (teresa titan heinz kerry ketchup), freaky people with humpbacks, and peanut butter and jelly sandwich eating tactics. music by nate, joe and yt. and that is stevie d looking for his bitches and ho's and tricks.