pretty badass if you stop to think about it
my niece michelle, just turned 7, on what she'll be doing when she's 80 (immediately after i describe her as using a cane to get around) - "i'll have a show on animal planet and travel to africa, go into the jungle, sneak up on the lions and whack them on the penis with my cane."
she is a serious ratings genius - imagine the demographics - who wouldn't watch a show where some old lady sneaks up on wild animals and whacks them on the penis with her cane?
i don't want to wait till she's 80 to see the show. i hope there are still lions then.
[/semi obscure reference alert] there's (hopefully) a little bit of dame marjorie chardin in everyone, but i think that michelle has several extra helpings.
while you're waiting for animal planet to pick up michelle's show, you can watch all of our recent videos, thoughtfully gathered together here for your viewing convenience.
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